Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer

Caramel has already reviewed the first five Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colfer. Today he is talking to Sprinkles about the sixth book, Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox, first published in 2008.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, we are at book six. Tell us what our favorite not-so-evil boy genius is up to in this book.

Caramel: Saving his mom. She gets seriously sick and Artemis has to travel through time to find a cure.

S: I see. That time travel is what leads to the time paradox in the title, right?

C: Yes. I suppose you could say that. The time travel thing is done really well though, so the paradox is not illogical. It is pretty awesome!

S: I am curious! So is the plot really intricate?

C: Yes, there are many moving parts and they somehow all fit together. Like a puzzle.

S: I see. So do we see some of our old friends from the other books?

C: Sure. There is of course Holly, the fairy detective that Artemis has been working together with. And they travel back in time together because Artemis tricks her into believing that she is the reason for his mom’s sickness. Then there is Opal whom we met before.

S: I think Opal was the main villain in Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer.

C: Yes.

S: Did we meet Artemis’s mother before?

C: Yes, but she was not quite as central in the other books. Here it is her life at stake.

Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer.

S: Okay, Caramel, so you have been reading these Artemis Fowl books for a while now. Do you have a favorite so far?

C: Not really. I like all of them. So when I was reading this book, this one was my favorite. But then if I pick up any of the other books and read that, then that is my favorite.

S: So in short, you like them all.

C: Yes. Artemis is really cool. And the plots are actually quite complicated sometimes. When I reread any of the books, I always catch something I had missed before.

S: That sounds neat!

C: It is neat!

S: Okay, so you know there are two more books in the series, right?

C: Yep, and I have to read them, too.

S: Nobody is forcing you Caramel.

C: But I want to.

S: That is the best reason to read! Okay, so if you were to describe this sixth book in the series, in a way that distinguishes it from the earlier books, what would you say?

C: In other words, you want me to give you a …. blurb?

S: Yes. I suppose I do.

C: Okay, I love blurbs! So here is a blurb: Blurb.

S: Okay, let us not go there again.

C: Blurb! Blurb! Blurb! Blurb! Blurb!

S: Okay, I am glad you got that out of your system. Please now, give me three to five words that describe this book in a way that is different from the earlier five?

C: Okay, so here goes: hilarious and well-paced time travel adventure to save a lemur from extinction and cure Artemis’s mother! And that is my … blurb.

S: Okay, I think that will do. So let us wrap this up before this totally gets out of control. What do you want to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!

Caramel enjoyed reading Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer and is ready for book seven.
Caramel enjoyed reading Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer and is ready for book seven.

Marshmallow reviews Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess by Nancy Springer

Today Marshmallow reviews the first book in Nancy Springer’s Enola Holmes series: The Case of the Missing Marquess, first published in 2006. Sprinkles, who loves detective stories, is asking questions and taking notes.

Marshmallow reviews Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess by Nancy Springer.
Marshmallow reviews Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess by Nancy Springer.

Sprinkles: So Marshmallow, I am really eager to hear your thoughts about this book. I know that there is a TV movie made about Enola Holmes, the main character of this book series, who is supposed to be the teenage sister of the famed fictional detective Sherlock Holmes created by Arthur Conan Doyle. I have always enjoyed Sherlock Holmes and his many incarnations, especially a recent version depicted by Benedict Cumberbatch. So I really want to know what you thought of this book.

Marshmallow: I thought it was quite good!

S: Well, that’s a good start. Tell us what the book is about.

M: I saw the movie version first but reading the book, they are really very different.

S: Okay, I saw the trailer but did not see the movie myself. So let us start with the book then. What is it like? What is the story basically?

M: The story is about Enola, who is the younger sister of the famed detective Sherlock Holmes and Mycroft Holmes. Enola has been raised by her mother, who often leaves her alone, in a giant estate called Ferndell Hall. But one day, on her birthday actually, Enola wakes up to find that her mother is gone. She tries to get the older brothers to help her find their mother, but they instead dismiss her and say that she has “a limited cranial capacity”.

S: Ouch, so they are really saying she is stupid.

M: Yes, they are quite sexist. I mean, I guess it was the Victorian era and such, and women were not really thought to have been very smart back then, but these two brothers should have known better. But the book is pretty cool. She basically outsmarts them all!

S: I like that! Okay, so is the book basically about Enola’s search for her mom?

M: Well, it starts there, but along the way Enola gets involved with the kidnapping of the Marquess of Basilwether, who is a twelve-year-old boy. (In the movie, the marquess is a lot older and seems to even become a love interest, almost.) And of course she will solve the mystery, but she also has to keep evading her brothers who want to put her up in a boarding school for young ladies, which sounds like torture to her. Like they have to wear corsets which they progressively tighten so the ladies will have really tiny waists. And it is quite like physical torture. Enola hears that one girl even died from these!

Marshmallow is reading Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess by Nancy Springer.
Marshmallow is reading Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess by Nancy Springer.

S: Okay, so the plot sounds quite captivating even though the story is supposed to be historical fiction. How is the language used?

M: I think the author wants Enola to sound like a real teenager from that era, and as she is the narrator, the language of the book is not really modern. But it works well and it is still perfectly understandable.

S: I understand that Enola is pretty smart. Is she also funny?

M: Not specifically. The book is really entertaining but the narrator does not try to be funny exactly.

S: Is it a good detective story? You are a fan of Nancy Drew and have read a lot of Agatha Christie.

M: Yes. I think it really is a neat detective novel too. I am quite intrigued and I want to read more from this series.

S: That sounds great! Maybe you can move on to the second book and I can read this one.

M: Sounds like a good plan to me!

S: Okay, so let us wrap up this review then. How would you rate the book overall?

M: I’d rate it 100%. It is fun and empowering and clever, too.

S: Great! I really want to read it now. So what would you like to tell our readers as we end this post?

M: Stay tuned for more amazing reviews from the book bunnies!

Marshmallow rates Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess by Nancy Springer 100%.
Marshmallow rates Enola Holmes: The Case of the Missing Marquess by Nancy Springer 100%.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer

Caramel has already reviewed the first four Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colfer. Today he is talking to Sprinkles about the fifth book, Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony, first published in 2006.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, this is book five. What happens to the world’s most famous evil boy genius in this one?

Caramel: He is not evil, remember? He has his memory back.

S: Oh, yes, you told us that last week, when we were talking about Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception. Okay, so he is no longer evil. But he is still a boy genius and he is still friends with fairies, right?

C: Yep. But in this book there are also demons.

S: Oooh, interesting! Demons like in “an evil spirit” according to my computer dictionary, or “a malevolent supernatural entity” according to Wikipedia?

C: Kind of. They are kind of a fairy again, I think. They are not really evil. They just really hate humans.

S: Oh I see. You know I tried to read the summary of the book in the Wikipedia article for it. And I was quite confused. The plot sounds quite complicated.

C: The plot is kind of complicated, yes, but when you read the book, you can follow it.

S: Okay. So tell me a bit about what is going on.

C: So there is a lost colony of demons, lost in time. Their island has been moved out of time and regular space by magic, but the spell that they used is failing, so eventually all the demons will have to pop up in our universe right now, in the twenty-first century. Unless Artemis Fowl and his friends can save the day and repair the spell.

S: That sounds a lot clearer than the Wikipedia summary I think. Maybe the summary there was a lot more detailed and I kind of got lost in all the names and all the events. But this was helpful. Thank you.

C: You’re welcome.

Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer.

S: But wait! So the lost colony in the title is an island colony of demons, right?

C: Yes. And in their island, because of the spell, there is no time.

S: That is really weird to try and think about. How can there be no time?

C: Well, they are sort of independent of the time going on in the rest of the universe. You know, other time travel stories also do this kind of thing sometimes. There is that one Doctor Who story, for example, where he travels to this Cathedral of Contemplation which is also out of time. It is an audio story called “Out Of Time“.

S: That does sound interesting. Maybe we can listen to it after this post. And you have a point; time travel is almost always very confusing but also very exciting to think about.

C: Yes.

S: So if you were to describe this book in three to five words, what would you say?

C: So you want me to give you a book blurb?

S: Yes, but please let us not do the “blurb blurb” thing again.

C: Blurb blurb. It is fun though, but okay.

S: Thank you.

C: Here goes: terrifyingly fun adventure within and out of time.

S: I like that!

C: That would make a great blurb, you mean?

S: Yes, I suppose so. Let us wrap up this post before things get too out of hand. So what would you tell our readers as we do so?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews! And blurb!

Caramel loved reading Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer and is ready for book six.
Caramel loved reading Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony by Eoin Colfer and is ready for book six.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer

Caramel has already read the first three Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colfer. (You can read Caramel’s reviews of Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, and Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code before moving on.) Today he is talking about the fourth book in the series: Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception, first published in 2005. As usual, Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, we are back again with Artemis Fowl, the evil boy genius. What is he up to in this book?

Caramel: He was not evil really anymore in the second and the third book.

S: Okay. How come?

C: Because he decided to be a better person. But in this book, he is back to his evil ways, because his mind has been erased so he does not remember becoming a good person.

S: That is weird. Kind of convoluted, isn’t it?

C: Yes.

S: So does he recover his memory in the end?

C: Yes.

S: Tell me more.

C: The Opal Koboi from the previous book is back and she is still evil.

S: So is she a fairy?

C: She is a pixie, so yes, more or less.

S: And is the opal deception in the book title about her?

C: Yes. She is not really deceiving anyone, but much worse than that, she is trying to make the humans find the fairies so that they will start a war. She wants the humans to win.

S: Wait, she wants her own people to get destroyed?

C: Yup. She is evil, I said so already.

Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer.

S: Okay, so this is once again a relatively long book but you seemed to have no trouble reading it fast.

C: Yes, it is over 343 pages, and yes, I did read it fast. Because it is amazing.

S: You mean it is exciting?

C: Yup. And it is extremely funny! Artemis Fowl can be really goofy.

S: So when he recovers his memories, does he decide to try to be a good person again?

C: Yes. I mean, he is trying to help the fairies and stop a war between them and the humans so yes, he is on the good side.

S: So if you were to describe this book in three to five words, how would you describe it?

C: Let me think. Fun adventures of not-so-evil boy genius. Does that work?

S: I think it is a bit longer than three to five words but still works. So are you ready to read the fifth book in the series?

C: Yes, so can we wrap up this review?

S: Sure, let us do that. What would you like to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!

Caramel loved reading Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer and is ready to dive right into book five. Stay tuned!
Caramel loved reading Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer and is ready to dive right into book five. Stay tuned!