Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer

Caramel has been going through the Artemis Fowl books one by one. He has already read and reviewed the first seven books: Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code, Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception, Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony, Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox, and Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex. Today he is finally ready to talk about book eight: Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian, originally published in 2012. As usual Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer.

Sprinkles: Okay, Sprinkles, we are finally talking about the last book in the series. And it is perhaps coincidentally called The Last Guardian.

Caramel: Why do you think it is coincidental?

S: Well, I thought it was a coincidence that the title of the last book has the word “last” in it. But are you implying that this is not at all a coincidence? Like this is also the end of Artemis Fowl and the last we will see of him?

C: Well, that is kind of what I am implying. Artemis Fowl does die-

S: What, really?

C: Yes, really. But of course he comes back!

S: Hmm, you got me worried for a bit there.

C: Yay! Mission accomplished!

S: Hmm, I am not terribly happy you got me worried intentionally there. But okay, let us get back to the book. Who is the last guardian? What is happening in this book? And how does Artemis Fowl die and then come back?

C: I am not sure, but I think it might be Artemis because he sacrifices himself, to defend the fairies and their world as well as the human world. The evil character Opal Koboi is once again the villain and causes both the fairy and the human worlds to lose most of their technological tools and systems. And Artemis does come back but he forgets everything. Almost everything, and then the book ends in a strange way.

S: I feel like we are approaching serious spoiler territory here.

C: Yes. I guess I should stop.

Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer.

S: Okay, so the book is done, and the series with it, too. Tell me, what is your overall opinion of the series?

C: Can I give a percent rating like Marshmallow does?

S: Okay, let us see.

C: Yay! I would rate the series 99%!

S: Hmm, so you love the series but you are still holding on to that one percent.

C: Yes, remember you told me that when you were in high school, your English teacher would never assign a grade of 10 out of 10 for anybody.

S: Well, yes, she said 10 was reserved for Shakespeare only.

C: So I am reserving 100% for a new Wings of Fire book. If it is good.

S: So out of all the series you have read till now, Wings of Fire is still your favorite?

C: Yes. But Artemis Fowl is a close second. The main character is pretty cool. And the books are always action-packed and fast-paced and have all sorts of weird things, like magic, time travel, and a no-longer-evil boy genius! What is not to like!

S: So would you recommend that I read them too then?

C: Yes, I think you would like them, Sprinkles.

S: Hmm, I think I will give them a go then. While we are at it, I wanted to check. You know there are more Artemis Fowl mysteries, right? They have his twin brothers as the central characters. Are you interested in checking those books out too?

C: Yes, of course. That’s kind of a silly question, Sprinkles. Kind of like you are asking me if I want more ice cream.

S: I get it, okay. Maybe we will find those books then. So let us wrap up this review then. What would you like to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!

Caramel loved reading Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer and is now a bit sad that the series is all over. So he will probably go back to the beginning and reread it all over again.
Caramel loved reading Artemis Fowl and the Last Guardian by Eoin Colfer and is now a bit sad that the series is all over. So he will probably go back to the beginning and reread it all over again.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer

In the last few months, Caramel read and reviewed the first six books in Eoin Colfer’s Artemis Fowl series. Today he is reviewing the seventh book, Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex, first published in 2010. As usual, Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

{In case you are interested, here are Caramel’s reviews of the previous six books: Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code, Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception, Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony, Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox.]

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, we are coming to the end of this Artemis Fowl series.

Caramel: Unfortunately.

S: I know! There is one more book left after this one. But I understand there are a few more books about Artemis’s twin brothers.

C: Maybe I could read those, too. But I really like Artemis, so I will miss him.

S: Well, the good news is that you do not have to miss him yet. We have this seventh book to talk about today, and then there is an eighth book to look forward to.

C: True.

S: Okay, so without any more delay, let us dive right in. So the title mentions the Atlantis Complex. What is that supposed to be?

C: It is a disease that causes the person that gets it to sort of lose their mind. And of course, Artemis Fowl catches it.

S: That sounds terrifying. But then again, Artemis has faced so many mind-boggling and frightening challenges before, I don’t know if this is scarier.

C: Maybe not, but the story is just as exciting to read!

Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer.

S: So how does he catch this disease? And is that the main plot line? I mean, is that the main story?

C: Yes, pretty much. It all starts with Artemis and his friends on a glacier in Iceland, with Artemis introducing his new device to fight global warming. As he is giving a speech, people start realizing he is not alright. Then his friends try to save him. And of course they get into all sorts of outlandish trouble.

S: That is a fancy word you’re using there, Caramel!

C: Well, I think it is the right word.

S: Okay, I believe you. You mentioned friends. So do we see a lot of characters from the earlier books, then?

C: Yes. Holly and Butler are there. And Foaly and Mulch Diggums and Butler’s daughter Juliet. And so on.

S: Okay, so this was book seven. Looking back would you recommend other young bunnies to get their paws on any book in this series?

C: Yes, all of them! I told you before. I like all of these books.

S: True, you did tell me that. So this book was also great, and your opinion of the series has not changed.

C: No it has not. It is still good. And fun.

S: So how would you like to describe this book using three to five words?

C: Amazing adventures in ice and sea.

S: Ooh, that sounds fun!

C: It is.

S: Okay, so let us wrap up this review so you can move on to the last book.

C: Oh, that makes me sad and excited at the same time.

S: I totally understand Caramel. But all good things come to an end.

C: So they say.

S: And what will you say, before we end this review?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews! And blurbs!

Caramel loved reading Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer and is ready for the last book of the main series!
Caramel loved reading Artemis Fowl and the Atlantis Complex by Eoin Colfer and is ready for the last book of the main series!

Marshmallow reviews Murder by Milkshake: A Sweet Dreams Mystery by Elizabeth Maria Naranjo

Today Marshmallow reviews a brand new book, Murder by Milkshake: A Sweet Dreams Mystery , written by Elizabeth Maria Naranjo and published in 2024.

The book bunnies are delighted to be reviewing this book as part of a Blog Tour for Murder by Milkshake organized by WOW! Women On Writing.

Marshmallow reviews Murder by Milkshake: A Sweet Dreams Mystery by Elizabeth Maria Naranjo.
Marshmallow reviews Murder by Milkshake: A Sweet Dreams Mystery by Elizabeth Maria Naranjo.

Marshmallow’s Quick Take: If you like mystery books about unexpected detectives and murders, then this is the book for you!

Marshmallow’s Summary (with Spoilers): Genevieve Winterland’s passion is bringing joy to others through her job working at her father’s Sweet Dreams Ice Cream Parlour in Pinewood, Arizona. As a high school senior approaching graduation, she already knows that she wants to spend her life as a business owner (getting a business degree through online courses), continuing the shop her father created. However, her father doesn’t want her to make any hasty decisions, especially since he worries he has influenced them too much. Wishing that she explores the world outside of Pinewood, he convinces her to apply to colleges that require her to leave her hometown. But before any of this can come to fruition, there is plenty of learning to do before graduation.

At school (before Genevieve’s shift starts), drama about a teaching position unfolds. The economy teacher Mr. Garcia is fired for violence against a student, and popular substitute teacher Miss Love is hired to fill in. However (through methods of borderline espionage), Genevieve learns that Miss Love is receiving death threats. Soon after this discovery, Miss Love goes missing and is replaced by the extremely unpopular substitute, Ms. Pierce. Ms. Pierce says a couple suspicious things that raise Genevieve’s interest, and after some investigation, Genevieve becomes convinced that Ms. Pierce must have been the one sending the death threats.

Meanwhile, a string of robberies have been shaking Pinewood residents’ sense of security and safety in this small town. So to protect Genevieve while she works, her father hires a second worker during her shift. This worker, Tyler, is moody, quick to anger, and clearly doesn’t want to work at Sweet Dreams. After a bizarre reaction to a comment, Tyler becomes a object of suspicion for Genevieve. 

With her best friend Brandon (whose family owns the Hidden Treasures Bookshop across the street from Sweet Dreams) and Butterscotch (an abandoned dog whom Brandon’s family has temporarily taken in), Genevieve is determined to find out why and where Miss Love is and why Ms. Pierce is (supposedly) sending the death threats. However, soon a shocking death shakes up her deconstruction of the whole mystery and the town of Pinewood. Genevieve must uncover the truth before it’s too late. (Dun dun dun!!!)

Marshmallow is reading Murder by Milkshake: A Sweet Dreams Mystery by Elizabeth Maria Naranjo.
Marshmallow is reading Murder by Milkshake: A Sweet Dreams Mystery by Elizabeth Maria Naranjo.

Marshmallow’s Review: This book is difficult to place in terms of mystery genre. Some might say it is a cozy mystery (which I just learned is a genre), and it does have most of the elements of that type. As far as I understand, this genre is supposed to be soft and sweet. However, I wouldn’t let this book’s soft and sweet setting fool you into thinking that it is not a serious mystery. There are a lot of twists and turns in this book and I definitely didn’t see most of them coming. The characters are all deeply developed, and the cutesy aspects of the book (which I really liked) should not make you underestimate the complexity of the full plot. I originally thought the murder would be pretty open-and-shut and was surprised that there was a ton of pages afterwards. However, the twists kept coming, and I am quite satisfied with the ending. While I originally may have thought this was a simpler story, the “softness” of the story setting and other aspects made the mystery much more startling and intriguing. I look forward to reading the next book of this series! 

Marshmallow’s Rating: 100%

Marshmallow rates Murder by Milkshake: A Sweet Dreams Mystery by Elizabeth Maria Naranjo 100%.
Marshmallow rates Murder by Milkshake: A Sweet Dreams Mystery by Elizabeth Maria Naranjo 100%.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer

Caramel has already reviewed the first five Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colfer. Today he is talking to Sprinkles about the sixth book, Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox, first published in 2008.

Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, we are at book six. Tell us what our favorite not-so-evil boy genius is up to in this book.

Caramel: Saving his mom. She gets seriously sick and Artemis has to travel through time to find a cure.

S: I see. That time travel is what leads to the time paradox in the title, right?

C: Yes. I suppose you could say that. The time travel thing is done really well though, so the paradox is not illogical. It is pretty awesome!

S: I am curious! So is the plot really intricate?

C: Yes, there are many moving parts and they somehow all fit together. Like a puzzle.

S: I see. So do we see some of our old friends from the other books?

C: Sure. There is of course Holly, the fairy detective that Artemis has been working together with. And they travel back in time together because Artemis tricks her into believing that she is the reason for his mom’s sickness. Then there is Opal whom we met before.

S: I think Opal was the main villain in Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception by Eoin Colfer.

C: Yes.

S: Did we meet Artemis’s mother before?

C: Yes, but she was not quite as central in the other books. Here it is her life at stake.

Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer.
Caramel is reading Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer.

S: Okay, Caramel, so you have been reading these Artemis Fowl books for a while now. Do you have a favorite so far?

C: Not really. I like all of them. So when I was reading this book, this one was my favorite. But then if I pick up any of the other books and read that, then that is my favorite.

S: So in short, you like them all.

C: Yes. Artemis is really cool. And the plots are actually quite complicated sometimes. When I reread any of the books, I always catch something I had missed before.

S: That sounds neat!

C: It is neat!

S: Okay, so you know there are two more books in the series, right?

C: Yep, and I have to read them, too.

S: Nobody is forcing you Caramel.

C: But I want to.

S: That is the best reason to read! Okay, so if you were to describe this sixth book in the series, in a way that distinguishes it from the earlier books, what would you say?

C: In other words, you want me to give you a …. blurb?

S: Yes. I suppose I do.

C: Okay, I love blurbs! So here is a blurb: Blurb.

S: Okay, let us not go there again.

C: Blurb! Blurb! Blurb! Blurb! Blurb!

S: Okay, I am glad you got that out of your system. Please now, give me three to five words that describe this book in a way that is different from the earlier five?

C: Okay, so here goes: hilarious and well-paced time travel adventure to save a lemur from extinction and cure Artemis’s mother! And that is my … blurb.

S: Okay, I think that will do. So let us wrap this up before this totally gets out of control. What do you want to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!

Caramel enjoyed reading Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer and is ready for book seven.
Caramel enjoyed reading Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox by Eoin Colfer and is ready for book seven.