Category: Reviews

Last week, Caramel reviewed Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident by Eoin Colfer, the second book about the evil boy genius Artemis Fowl. Today he reviews Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code, the third book in the series, first published in 2003. As usual Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Sprinkles: So here we are, about to start talking about yet another Artemis Fowl book. So this is number three. Tell us about it.

Caramel: This book starts out with Artemis Fowl building a supercomputer he calls C Cube. He tries to bargain with a business man who steals it from him. And his friend Butler is shot. The supercomputer uses fairy technology that Artemis stole from the fairies, and the fairies detect it when he uses it to show off to the businessman. They come to figure out what is going on, and the fairy officer Holly ends up helping Artemis again.

S: So we have some old characters, and some new ones, too. Right?

C: Yes, the businessman Jon Spiro is new. But for example, Foaly the centaur and Mulch Diggums are not new, and they have very important roles in this book.

S: I see. So is the plot as convoluted and complicated as the one from Book Two?

C: Yes, I think so. That’s why I have been rereading the book, to make sure I got all the details.

S: So is Artemis Fowl still evil?

C: Pretty much. Or maybe, not as much. He seems to be planning to go legitimate.

S: How so?

C: Like he knows that the supercomputer he built can be dangerous, and he actually wants it not to be in the hands of bad people.

S: You mean, other bad people? Because he built it after all, and he is probably still kind of bad?

C: He built it because he wanted it for himself, but he was not going to use it to cause any trouble. He was even thinking of making a version of it that could be marketable, like a real product.

S: So he was trying to become a “legitimate businessman” like Fat Tony in The Simpsons always claims to be?

C: No! Fat Tony is not a legitimate businessman. Artemis Fowl was trying to become a real legitimate businessman. He was trying to make a version that would not be dangerous at all and could be useful to a lot of other people.

S: I see. So there is some character development for the main character, then?

C: Yes. I mean he is still arrogant and so on, but I think he is softening up a bit.

S: I see. Do you like that?

C: Yes I do. He is still brilliant and funny.

S: Okay, so now I bet you will want to read the next book?

C: Yes! Especially because this book kind of ends on a cliffhanger.

S: Oh no! Okay then, I guess we will have to locate a copy of the fourth book now.

C: Yes, we have to!

S: Okay Caramel, I am guessing this is a good time to wrap this review up. What would you like to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!

A couple months ago, Caramel reviewed Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer, the very first book about the evil boy genius Artemis Fowl. Today he reviews Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, the second book in the series, first published in 2002. As usual Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, apparently we are back with Artemis Fowl, the evil boy genius. Tell me about this second book.

Caramel: As it turns out, everything is not too well.

S: What does that mean?

C: Artemis Fowl’s dad gets kidnapped. And the fairy lands are also in trouble. And the two troubles are related. And so Artemis ends up working together with Holly, the fairy detective from the first book, and together they try to figure out what is going on. And then they will foil the plans of the evil characters behind all the bad things going.

S: I see.

C: Actually there is a lot more, but it is really quite complicated.

S: Do you mean the plot is complicated?

C: Yes. There are plot twists and all kinds of new shady characters. I felt kind of anxious while reading it.

S: Hmm, that sounds intense.

C: It was intense. But in a good way.

S: Okay, so you described the first book as “fast-paced and action-packed page-turner.” What about this one?

C: That would work for this book too.

S: So this book did not disappoint?

C: No it definitely did not disappoint. In fact I liked this book a lot more than the first one.

S: That is interesting! Why?

C: I think it is more interesting. You already know the characters…

S: Hmm, so you feel a deeper connection to them.

C: Exactly.

S: And it sounds like the plot is a lot more convoluted, so there must be a lot going on all the time.

C: Yes. I could not put the book down when I was reading it. In fact I am holding it even now.

S: I can see that! Are you going to reread it?

C: Yes! I like rereading books I like. You know that.

S: I do.

C: And this is a book I liked!

S:Apparently there are at least six more books in this series. Do you think you will want to read some of those books, too?

C: Yes! Artemis Fowl is interesting! And I like how there are fairies, too, and it is totally normal that there is this other world.

S: Sounds like you found yourself a new series.

C: Yes! And this book also has the runes at the bottom of each page. And you know I like runes!

S: I do. And they are fun to play with. Here is a two-way translator that translates between the runes of the book and common English if any of our readers want to play with it.

C: I think there might be a few bunnies who might play with it right now.

S: Okay, let us wrap this review up first. Then you can play.

C: Okay.

S: What do you want to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!