Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer

Today Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer, the first book of the famed Artemis Fowl series, originally published in 2001. As usual, Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, you just finished reading the first book of yet another long series.

Caramel: Yep.

S: So what is this book about?

C: It is about a kid named Artemis Fowl, who is a genius and who uses his intellect for criminal purposes.

S: So kind of like the opposite of Ben Ripley from the Spy School books, no?

C: Yes, exactly. It is kind of the opposite of Spy School, Spy School is on the good guys’ side and Artemis Fowl is on the criminal side of the world.

S: Okay so what kinds of bad things does Artemis Fowl do?

C: He kidnaps Holly Short. Short is an officer in LEPrecon, a fairy organization, like a fairy police.

S: Wait, there are fairies?

C: Yep. And trolls. And dwarves. And gnomes.

S: Wow! I understand the author is Irish, so maybe some of these creatures are inspired by Irish mythology.

C: Well, the book takes place in Ireland. And we hear about Tuatha Dé Danann, that is a part of Irish mythology.

S: Yes, apparently they are an ancient supernatural race of beings, who eventually evolved into fairies. Or something. I had not heard of them before. But maybe Marshmallow has. You know she recently reviewed a book about fairies too.

C: Oh yes, I remember.

S: Okay, so other than Artemis and Holly, are there any other interesting characters in the book?

C: I like Butler. Butler is a butler but also a bodyguard to Artemis Fowl.

S: What surprises me most about this book is that the main character is a boy who is named Artemis. But Artemis is the name of a Greek goddess.

C: Yes, somebody mentions that in the book too. It is because Artemis is the hunter goddess, and the boy Artemis here is also a hunter. I think.

S: Okay. So did you enjoy reading this book?

C: Yep!

S: What did you like most about it?

C: The action sequences are amazingly detailed and give an image for your mind to visualize. I like it for the fact that it gives you something to think about.

S: I see. If I were to ask you, could you describe the book in three to five words?

C: Yes, I could, but the question is will I?

S: What if I say please?

C: Okay, then. I’d say “fast-paced and action-packed page-turner.”

S: So you really enjoyed this book. But you say the main character is not a good person? How does that work?

C: Well, actually, the book is narrated by some people who are observing Artemis Fowl. They keep telling us that he is a terrible person.

S: But do you ever sympathize with him? Or do you always want him to fail?

C: I think I kind of sympathize with him.

S: Hmm. Apparently in the later books he will change a bit and not be always motivated by criminal intentions.

C: Well, in this book, too, he does do some good in the end.

S: I am intrigued. Apparently there is a movie made in 2020 about this book, but it seems hard to find anywhere. Apparently it did not do too well, but the trailer looked interesting.

C: Maybe we can look for it after we finish this review? I do want to watch it, even if “they” did not like it. I thought the trailer looked interesting.

S: Okay, we might give it a try. So let us wrap up this review then. Are you interested in reading more from this series?

C: Yes, definitely.

S: Okay, I will see what we can do about that. In the meantime, what do you want to tell our readers as we end this review?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!