Caramel has already reviewed the first four Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colfer. Today he is talking to Sprinkles about the fifth book, Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony, first published in 2006.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, this is book five. What happens to the world’s most famous evil boy genius in this one?
Caramel: He is not evil, remember? He has his memory back.
S: Oh, yes, you told us that last week, when we were talking about Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception. Okay, so he is no longer evil. But he is still a boy genius and he is still friends with fairies, right?
C: Yep. But in this book there are also demons.
S: Oooh, interesting! Demons like in “an evil spirit” according to my computer dictionary, or “a malevolent supernatural entity” according to Wikipedia?
C: Kind of. They are kind of a fairy again, I think. They are not really evil. They just really hate humans.
S: Oh I see. You know I tried to read the summary of the book in the Wikipedia article for it. And I was quite confused. The plot sounds quite complicated.
C: The plot is kind of complicated, yes, but when you read the book, you can follow it.
S: Okay. So tell me a bit about what is going on.
C: So there is a lost colony of demons, lost in time. Their island has been moved out of time and regular space by magic, but the spell that they used is failing, so eventually all the demons will have to pop up in our universe right now, in the twenty-first century. Unless Artemis Fowl and his friends can save the day and repair the spell.
S: That sounds a lot clearer than the Wikipedia summary I think. Maybe the summary there was a lot more detailed and I kind of got lost in all the names and all the events. But this was helpful. Thank you.
C: You’re welcome.

S: But wait! So the lost colony in the title is an island colony of demons, right?
C: Yes. And in their island, because of the spell, there is no time.
S: That is really weird to try and think about. How can there be no time?
C: Well, they are sort of independent of the time going on in the rest of the universe. You know, other time travel stories also do this kind of thing sometimes. There is that one Doctor Who story, for example, where he travels to this Cathedral of Contemplation which is also out of time. It is an audio story called “Out Of Time“.
S: That does sound interesting. Maybe we can listen to it after this post. And you have a point; time travel is almost always very confusing but also very exciting to think about.
C: Yes.
S: So if you were to describe this book in three to five words, what would you say?
C: So you want me to give you a book blurb?
S: Yes, but please let us not do the “blurb blurb” thing again.
C: Blurb blurb. It is fun though, but okay.
S: Thank you.
C: Here goes: terrifyingly fun adventure within and out of time.
S: I like that!
C: That would make a great blurb, you mean?
S: Yes, I suppose so. Let us wrap up this post before things get too out of hand. So what would you tell our readers as we do so?
C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews! And blurb!









