Today Caramel reviews All Systems Red: The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells, written in 2017 and the winner of the Hugo Award for Best Novella in 2018. As usual, Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.
Caramel reviews All Systems Red: The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells.
Sprinkles: So Caramel, today we are talking about All Systems Red: The Murderbot Diaries.
Caramel: Yep.
S: So tell us a bit about this book.
C: Sure. All Systems Red is about a SecUnit, a security oriented robot who is an augmented human.
S: What is an augmented human Caramel?
C: A person that is a mix between a robot and a human.
S: They used to call that a cyborg, I think. I guess “augmented human” makes it sound more like you begin with a human and modify them. Kind of scary to think about. Like the Cybermen of Doctor Who.
C: Yeah kind of, but this one is more, docile
S: Docile but he is called Murderbot! That sounds a bit violent.
C: Yeah, I think he calls himself that, as an ironic name, I think. Apparently, he went out of control and killed a lot of people some time ago, but now humans trust him again. He just calls himself Murderbot because he has dreams of being scary and powerful and so on.
S: Wait, so he has dreams or aspirations?
C: Yes, he is sentient. He also realizes at some point that he has free will. So he can override the commands he is being given, but chooses not to, because he does not want others to know.
S: Ooh, that is so interesting! So many questions! Is his free will coming from his human part? Or maybe the machine part is somehow capable of sentience and free will?
C: I don’t know, but I think it has something to do with some other SecUnits who attacked and one of them installed an override module to its neck.
S: So if nobody else knows of this, are we reading his own thoughts?
C: Yes. He is the narrator. I guess that is why it is called a diary after all.
Caramel is reading All Systems Red: The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells.
S: So what does he do with his free will? What does he want to do?
C: He mainly watches TV in his free time.
S: Oh, that is hilarious! Kind of like how when TV and the internet first came to be, people thought about all the amazing things we would do with these new tools, but almost everyone uses these to watch soap operas or post cat photos or funny dance videos.
C: Yes, it is sad in a way. He could be planning to rebel or build a free world for his kind or something grand like that, but all he wants to do is watch soap operas without being bothered.
S: But also realistic. I mean not everyone wants to be a leader or a revolutionary, but everyone enjoys funny cat videos.
C: Almost everyone. I’d rather watch funny bunny videos.
S: You are right of course. Bunny videos are so much better! Anyways, do you like Murderbot? Is he likeable? Funny?
C: Yeah, he is very funny. And he is laid back and he does not take himself seriously.
S: That is cool! Did you know that they are making a TV show about Murderbot?
C: No! But that sounds awesome! Can we put the trailer on this thing?
S: Sure, here we go:
C: Thank you! That does look cool! I think it is not only the book I read though.
S: Yes, there are a few followup books about Murderbot.
C: Ooh, can I read them?
S: Hmm, I am not sure if they were published as paper books but we can definitely look into it.
C: Yes, please let’s!
S: Okay, sounds like you did enjoy reading All Systems Red.
C: Yep, it was super cool.
S: Okay, then, we will figure something out. It seems like this is a good place to end our review. What do you want to tell our readers?
C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!
Caramel enjoyed reading All Systems Red: The Murderbot Diaries by Martha Wells and is wondering if he can read the sequels as well.
Today Marshmallow is talking to Sprinkles about Thornhedge, a 2023 book by T. Kingfisher that won the Hugo Award for Best Novella in 2024.
Marshmallow reviews Thornhedge by T. Kingfisher.
Sprinkles: So Marshmallow, I know you love retellings of fairy tales, so I thought you would appreciate this book. Was I right?
Marshmallow: Yes.
S: Yay! I liked it too. So tell us a bit about the book.
M: This is a retelling of the Sleeping Beauty story. I had already read and reviewed Thornwood, another retelling of Sleeping Beauty, and that was pretty good too, but this one turns things even more upside down.
S: What do you mean?
M: Well, first of all, the narrator is a timid creature who calls herself Toadling, and we eventually learn that she is the fairy godmother who was the one to put the princess to sleep. But nothing is as we think we knew it to be.
S: You are being quite cryptic Marshmallow.
M: Yes, I am a very cryptic bunny.
S: That might not be optimal for one who is reviewing a book!
M: Well, I do not want to spill all the beans!
S: Okay, yes, you do have a point, but maybe then let us give the readers just a bit more.
M: So as I said, the book tells the story of the fairy godmother of Sleeping Beauty. It turns out that she was a human child, and she was kidnapped from the castle of her parents, a king and a queen, by evil fairies who replaced her with a changeling. Changelings are powerful creatures that seek to cause mischief or even worse. There is a deeper reason for why they cause mischief, but maybe this is enough for the time being.
M: When Toadling was replaced by a changeling, she was taken to the fairy world and was raised there by some frog-like fairy creatures called greenteeth. Then she is then somewhere else by a hare goddess and trained to be a fairy godmother.
S: Ooh, I like it when there are bunnies in the story!
M: Well, I am not sure this hare goddess is a very nice bunny. Anyways, time passes differently in the fairy world and the regular world. So by the time Toadling has spent nine years with the greenteeth and one year in training, the changeling named Fayette has just been “born”. So Toadling goes and becomes her doppelganger’s godmother.
S: That is interesting. Do her parents recognize her?
M: No. The nine years she spent with the greenteeth underwater have changed her and morphed her into a toadlike creature. She can look humanlike, but also can transform into a toad when she wants.
S: I see. So why is Fayette sleeping though?
M: Well, she is not, when Toadling comes by, but Toadling is supposed to do some magic and make her not harm anyone but she is sidetracked somehow and misses the opportunity to do her magic fully. So she ends up trying to stay around the child to make sure she will not harm anyone. But as the child grows up, she becomes more and more unruly, and at some point even starts torturing animals and shows no remorse or pity. So Toadling decides to put her to sleep.
S: That is awful! So these changelings are pure evil?
M: Well, in some sense yes, they are evil. But there is actually a reason for this. The changelings who are placed in human families are also babies when the switch occurs. However, these changelings belong to another plane of existence (the fairy world, I think), so nothing feels real to them. They grow up never really feeling anything, never being able to taste any food, and having metallic things burn them upon touch. The changelings grow up in a world without their kind, knowing in the back of their mind that this was not where they were supposed to be. Ultimately, they grow up confused and alone, and to them, human life is insignificant in this fake, foreign world.
S: Yes, but so was Toadling taken and placed in a totally different world. And she did not become wantonly cruel. She wants to help she wants to diminish people’s pains.
M: You have a point, so maybe the changelings have some tinge of evil in them from the start. But then again, Toadling was in some sense lucky. The greenteeth were kind to her and loved her.
S: But a family whose baby has been replaced by a changeling would also love that changeling, not knowing that it is not their original baby.
M: Yeah, I guess. But I kind of want to believe that nothing is born evil.
S: I can totally understand that and sympathize.
Marshmallow is reading Thornhedge by T. Kingfisher.
S: Okay back to the story though. So Toadling put the changeling to sleep and then what happens?
M: Well, lots of time passes. Centuries. And Toadling stays around the castle and grows a thorn hedge around it to keep people out. She hopes that people will eventually forget the castle, the story of the princess who fell asleep and so on. Unfortunately people do spread the story, and even though she hides things so well that most do forget, there comes a knight one day who wants to save the princess. But maybe it is not the princess who needs saving but Toadling herself!
S: Ooh, that is a great way to wrap up your summary and keep things still open!
M: Thank you.
S: Okay, so now tell me a bit about the book in terms of style.
M: I liked how the author used a very simple voice but still managed to capture a fairy-tale atmosphere for the story. And she created this character, a timid human-fairy child, that is very likeable. She was only ten when she became this fairy godmother, but then she lived outside the castle for centuries, determined to keep the world safe from the changeling-princess. So she grows up and maybe more mature but she still has this childlike innocence.
S: I agree.
M: I also like how the author develops two themes throughout the book; these were the two I caught: first magic being intertwined and represented and talked about as water. And second how beauty is not surface-level, that beauty is not what you see on the outside, but something else entirely. The changeling looks like a beautiful child, but she is evil and to Toadling she looks terrifying. The greenteeth would look ugly to us probably but to Toadling they are strong, and they define beauty for her. It is somehow related to their strength and skills.
S: But she likes them, they are kind to her, and they are her family.
M: Yes, but it goes beyond that I think. Toadling is raised in this other world based on scavenging and surviving, so she learns to appreciate totally different things, not superficial beauty but something beyond. She values traits like skilled hunting over things like soft smooth skin.
S: That makes sense to me Marshmallow. So this short little book was worth reading then?
M: Yes, 100%. Which is also, coincidentally, how I’d rate it.
S: I was just going to ask that!
M: Well, now you don’t have to!
S: Yes, thank you. Okay, let us wrap this review then. What would you like to tell our readers?
M: Stay tuned for more amazing reviews from the book bunnies!
Marshmallow rates Thornhedge by T. Kingfisher 100%.