Tag: Eoin Colfer

Caramel has already read the first three Artemis Fowl books by Eoin Colfer. (You can read Caramel’s reviews of Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, and Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code before moving on.) Today he is talking about the fourth book in the series: Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception, first published in 2005. As usual, Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, we are back again with Artemis Fowl, the evil boy genius. What is he up to in this book?

Caramel: He was not evil really anymore in the second and the third book.

S: Okay. How come?

C: Because he decided to be a better person. But in this book, he is back to his evil ways, because his mind has been erased so he does not remember becoming a good person.

S: That is weird. Kind of convoluted, isn’t it?

C: Yes.

S: So does he recover his memory in the end?

C: Yes.

S: Tell me more.

C: The Opal Koboi from the previous book is back and she is still evil.

S: So is she a fairy?

C: She is a pixie, so yes, more or less.

S: And is the opal deception in the book title about her?

C: Yes. She is not really deceiving anyone, but much worse than that, she is trying to make the humans find the fairies so that they will start a war. She wants the humans to win.

S: Wait, she wants her own people to get destroyed?

C: Yup. She is evil, I said so already.

S: Okay, so this is once again a relatively long book but you seemed to have no trouble reading it fast.

C: Yes, it is over 343 pages, and yes, I did read it fast. Because it is amazing.

S: You mean it is exciting?

C: Yup. And it is extremely funny! Artemis Fowl can be really goofy.

S: So when he recovers his memories, does he decide to try to be a good person again?

C: Yes. I mean, he is trying to help the fairies and stop a war between them and the humans so yes, he is on the good side.

S: So if you were to describe this book in three to five words, how would you describe it?

C: Let me think. Fun adventures of not-so-evil boy genius. Does that work?

S: I think it is a bit longer than three to five words but still works. So are you ready to read the fifth book in the series?

C: Yes, so can we wrap up this review?

S: Sure, let us do that. What would you like to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!

Last week, Caramel reviewed Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident by Eoin Colfer, the second book about the evil boy genius Artemis Fowl. Today he reviews Artemis Fowl: The Eternity Code, the third book in the series, first published in 2003. As usual Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Sprinkles: So here we are, about to start talking about yet another Artemis Fowl book. So this is number three. Tell us about it.

Caramel: This book starts out with Artemis Fowl building a supercomputer he calls C Cube. He tries to bargain with a business man who steals it from him. And his friend Butler is shot. The supercomputer uses fairy technology that Artemis stole from the fairies, and the fairies detect it when he uses it to show off to the businessman. They come to figure out what is going on, and the fairy officer Holly ends up helping Artemis again.

S: So we have some old characters, and some new ones, too. Right?

C: Yes, the businessman Jon Spiro is new. But for example, Foaly the centaur and Mulch Diggums are not new, and they have very important roles in this book.

S: I see. So is the plot as convoluted and complicated as the one from Book Two?

C: Yes, I think so. That’s why I have been rereading the book, to make sure I got all the details.

S: So is Artemis Fowl still evil?

C: Pretty much. Or maybe, not as much. He seems to be planning to go legitimate.

S: How so?

C: Like he knows that the supercomputer he built can be dangerous, and he actually wants it not to be in the hands of bad people.

S: You mean, other bad people? Because he built it after all, and he is probably still kind of bad?

C: He built it because he wanted it for himself, but he was not going to use it to cause any trouble. He was even thinking of making a version of it that could be marketable, like a real product.

S: So he was trying to become a “legitimate businessman” like Fat Tony in The Simpsons always claims to be?

C: No! Fat Tony is not a legitimate businessman. Artemis Fowl was trying to become a real legitimate businessman. He was trying to make a version that would not be dangerous at all and could be useful to a lot of other people.

S: I see. So there is some character development for the main character, then?

C: Yes. I mean he is still arrogant and so on, but I think he is softening up a bit.

S: I see. Do you like that?

C: Yes I do. He is still brilliant and funny.

S: Okay, so now I bet you will want to read the next book?

C: Yes! Especially because this book kind of ends on a cliffhanger.

S: Oh no! Okay then, I guess we will have to locate a copy of the fourth book now.

C: Yes, we have to!

S: Okay Caramel, I am guessing this is a good time to wrap this review up. What would you like to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!

A couple months ago, Caramel reviewed Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer, the very first book about the evil boy genius Artemis Fowl. Today he reviews Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident, the second book in the series, first published in 2002. As usual Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, apparently we are back with Artemis Fowl, the evil boy genius. Tell me about this second book.

Caramel: As it turns out, everything is not too well.

S: What does that mean?

C: Artemis Fowl’s dad gets kidnapped. And the fairy lands are also in trouble. And the two troubles are related. And so Artemis ends up working together with Holly, the fairy detective from the first book, and together they try to figure out what is going on. And then they will foil the plans of the evil characters behind all the bad things going.

S: I see.

C: Actually there is a lot more, but it is really quite complicated.

S: Do you mean the plot is complicated?

C: Yes. There are plot twists and all kinds of new shady characters. I felt kind of anxious while reading it.

S: Hmm, that sounds intense.

C: It was intense. But in a good way.

S: Okay, so you described the first book as “fast-paced and action-packed page-turner.” What about this one?

C: That would work for this book too.

S: So this book did not disappoint?

C: No it definitely did not disappoint. In fact I liked this book a lot more than the first one.

S: That is interesting! Why?

C: I think it is more interesting. You already know the characters…

S: Hmm, so you feel a deeper connection to them.

C: Exactly.

S: And it sounds like the plot is a lot more convoluted, so there must be a lot going on all the time.

C: Yes. I could not put the book down when I was reading it. In fact I am holding it even now.

S: I can see that! Are you going to reread it?

C: Yes! I like rereading books I like. You know that.

S: I do.

C: And this is a book I liked!

S:Apparently there are at least six more books in this series. Do you think you will want to read some of those books, too?

C: Yes! Artemis Fowl is interesting! And I like how there are fairies, too, and it is totally normal that there is this other world.

S: Sounds like you found yourself a new series.

C: Yes! And this book also has the runes at the bottom of each page. And you know I like runes!

S: I do. And they are fun to play with. Here is a two-way translator that translates between the runes of the book and common English if any of our readers want to play with it.

C: I think there might be a few bunnies who might play with it right now.

S: Okay, let us wrap this review up first. Then you can play.

C: Okay.

S: What do you want to tell our readers?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!

Today Caramel reviews Artemis Fowl by Eoin Colfer, the first book of the famed Artemis Fowl series, originally published in 2001. As usual, Sprinkles is taking notes and asking questions.

Sprinkles: So Caramel, you just finished reading the first book of yet another long series.

Caramel: Yep.

S: So what is this book about?

C: It is about a kid named Artemis Fowl, who is a genius and who uses his intellect for criminal purposes.

S: So kind of like the opposite of Ben Ripley from the Spy School books, no?

C: Yes, exactly. It is kind of the opposite of Spy School, Spy School is on the good guys’ side and Artemis Fowl is on the criminal side of the world.

S: Okay so what kinds of bad things does Artemis Fowl do?

C: He kidnaps Holly Short. Short is an officer in LEPrecon, a fairy organization, like a fairy police.

S: Wait, there are fairies?

C: Yep. And trolls. And dwarves. And gnomes.

S: Wow! I understand the author is Irish, so maybe some of these creatures are inspired by Irish mythology.

C: Well, the book takes place in Ireland. And we hear about Tuatha Dé Danann, that is a part of Irish mythology.

S: Yes, apparently they are an ancient supernatural race of beings, who eventually evolved into fairies. Or something. I had not heard of them before. But maybe Marshmallow has. You know she recently reviewed a book about fairies too.

C: Oh yes, I remember.

S: Okay, so other than Artemis and Holly, are there any other interesting characters in the book?

C: I like Butler. Butler is a butler but also a bodyguard to Artemis Fowl.

S: What surprises me most about this book is that the main character is a boy who is named Artemis. But Artemis is the name of a Greek goddess.

C: Yes, somebody mentions that in the book too. It is because Artemis is the hunter goddess, and the boy Artemis here is also a hunter. I think.

S: Okay. So did you enjoy reading this book?

C: Yep!

S: What did you like most about it?

C: The action sequences are amazingly detailed and give an image for your mind to visualize. I like it for the fact that it gives you something to think about.

S: I see. If I were to ask you, could you describe the book in three to five words?

C: Yes, I could, but the question is will I?

S: What if I say please?

C: Okay, then. I’d say “fast-paced and action-packed page-turner.”

S: So you really enjoyed this book. But you say the main character is not a good person? How does that work?

C: Well, actually, the book is narrated by some people who are observing Artemis Fowl. They keep telling us that he is a terrible person.

S: But do you ever sympathize with him? Or do you always want him to fail?

C: I think I kind of sympathize with him.

S: Hmm. Apparently in the later books he will change a bit and not be always motivated by criminal intentions.

C: Well, in this book, too, he does do some good in the end.

S: I am intrigued. Apparently there is a movie made in 2020 about this book, but it seems hard to find anywhere. Apparently it did not do too well, but the trailer looked interesting.

C: Maybe we can look for it after we finish this review? I do want to watch it, even if “they” did not like it. I thought the trailer looked interesting.

S: Okay, we might give it a try. So let us wrap up this review then. Are you interested in reading more from this series?

C: Yes, definitely.

S: Okay, I will see what we can do about that. In the meantime, what do you want to tell our readers as we end this review?

C: Stay tuned for more book bunny reviews!